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clowncry4u
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17-10-2011, 09:48 PM
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Trong lúc biên giới Mỹ đóng chặc cấm cửa bò nhập từ Canada, một nữ phóng viên phỏng vấn chú Hai Già, chủ một trại bò.
- Thưa chú Hai từ đâu mà có bịnh bò điên?

- Một con bò cái mỗi ngày được người ta vắt sữa

- Thưa chú Hai, tôi chỉ hỏi bịnh bò điên từ đâu mà ra thôi

- Thì con bò cái mỗi ngày người ta vắt sữa sáu lần

- Thưa chú, con bò được vắt sữa mấy lần kệ nó đi, tôi chỉ hỏi bịnh bò điên từ đâu mà ra.
- Một con bò cái mỗi ngày được vắt sữa sáu lần nhưng sáu tháng mới được nhảy một cái đấy cô ạ.

- Chú Hai Già à, tôi nghĩ là chú hiểu lầm câu hỏi của tôi. Việc vắt sữa sáu lần một ngày và nhảy sáu tháng một lần đâu có liên quan.

- Sao không liên quan chớ. Tôi hỏi cô, nếu một ngày tôi vắt sữa cô sáu lần nhưng sáu tháng cô mới được nhảy một cái thì thử hỏi cô có điên không!? Big Grin
 
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